So, you’re planning a trip to rural Montana—congrats! Prepare yourself for an unforgettable experience, but let’s set some real expectations. First off, the scenery will knock your socks off (literally, bring extras). Towering mountains, endless skies, and wildlife that will make you question how close you really want to get to that bison.
Now, about those “rural” parts. Yes, there will be more cows than humans. The nearest Starbucks? Good luck. But don’t worry, you’ll find coffee (LOTS of local coffee shops, multiples in every small town). Internet - yes we have it. Most towns have 5G, but you will lose some connectivity as you get further out in the mountains and not all carriers are created equal. To manage expectations, this is the land where you’ll rediscover the joy of actually talking to people. If the wifi or cell service goes out, embrace the quiet and wait an hour. Usually internet and power is restored within an hour if it does go out due to storms.
Need gas? Hope you enjoy chatting with a local about the weather for 20 minutes before the pump turns on. And, spoiler alert: it’s always “supposed to snow tomorrow.”
When it comes to dining, think less five-star bougie restaurants, more five-stars-on-Yelp diners and local gathering places, mixed in with some semi-famous farm to table bistros and restaurants that even had Anthony Bourdain and The New York Times singing their praises. Pro tip: Try the huckleberry anything—it’s Montana’s official bribe for tourists to move here. Oh, and there are more honky bars than churches in just about any town you find yourself in. Always check out the local singer songwriter or band playing - you won’t be disappointed in the music of people watching.
Nature is, well, everywhere. So is the wildlife. Don’t be surprised if your “traffic jam” is caused by elk crossing the road, or if your morning hike includes a friendly reminder that you’re just a guest in grizzly bear territory.
“Just down the road” could mean a 1 hour drive. Be prepared for long, but breathtaking drive distances to get just about anywhere. Don’t worry, google maps works most places ;)
So, pack your sense of humor, prepare for a slower pace, and don’t expect Uber. But trust us, by the time you leave, you’ll wonder why you ever needed it.
Welcome to Montana. You’ll love it—eventually!
